Thurday Mornings

Thurday mornings, my work usually has a team meeting. This week, The Boss and The Company Owner are at a conference, one peer is leaving the company today and another is at Jury Duty. My assumption is that we wouldn't have a meeting this week. Wrong! The owner is there, with most of my co-workers, I am 10 minutes late, and I am not prepared.
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